Don’t even need a jury for this one. Bench trial. Crime.
MaddPieWusHere
Ps4 controller shaped pizza.
Low_Wall_7828
Luckily Australia started out as a penal colony so there should be no problem locking this person up.
apintandafight
I’d be excited to try this one
Optimus-Slime-69
Is that Australia?
F3verfew
World’s biggest mousetrap?
GuyFromLI747
Ever play monopoly ? Yea this just drew a chance card… go directly yo jail do not pass go do not collect $200
lalachef
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Green_Mare6
Shudder
JimJordansJacket
Crikey! Feed it to the crocs
Necessary_Box_3479
They forgot ACT
Aless-dc
Nah vegemite pizzas are good, and why wouldnt they be? Its just like vegemite toast, all the components are there, just in a slightly different form.
rumbletown
Straight to jail. Muzzle him. Leave him in restraints. What a horrible atrocity.
Amazing-League-218
This is a heinous offense.
DrDroom
Actual warcrime, punishable by the Hague
Nyanzeenyan
You will Roo the day
michaelwise
I bet it tastes like foot.
For reference I am an American and the first time I tried Vegemite, I thought I was going to die.
mysteryweapon
Looks and sounds gross but definitely seems strayan’
/r/ATBGE
Crammit-Deadfinger
Fkin smash mate
Syntonization1
So is that fomunda cheese?
Weird_Vegetable_4441
The brig
ilikemyusername1
Ooh that’s a lot of Vegemite..
jiffysdidit
Vegemite and cheese is the tits this probably tasted awesome if u like vegemite
justtiptoeingthru2
That vegemite… it’s against the UNP (United Nations of Pizza) charter. I’d even call it… treason.
Edit to add: the description of vegemite (see below) doesn’t begin to capture the utter foulness of the taste. This much vegemite is a crime against the human digestive tract, especially the tongue.
[*Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon (because it is rich in glutamates). It is low FODMAP, vegan, kosher, and halal.[4] It is known for being high in B vitamins.*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite)
wrmbrn
It makes me thirsty just looking at this
Drinkpool
The design is cool at least
boharat
I’m very curious…
intrepidone66
I just threw up a little.
Heismain
2_dog_father
Vegemite is a crime in and of itself.
mahirdeth31
NANANANA I LOVE VEGEEEEMIITE ITS STRONG AS HELL AND BLACK AS NIGHT
Impressive-Sun3742
BostonBluestocking
This is evil and it must be destroyed.
theeblackestblue
NOOOOOOOOO
Shiine-1
r/mapporncirclejerk
eldfen
This is just the equivalent of Tiger toast. No crime.
wolfgang784
Ive heard the name before but never bothered lookin up what vegemite is still now.
The description the internet gave me… does not sound like something id want near pizza. Bitter, malty, salty, brothy/meaty? Odd.
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Don’t even need a jury for this one. Bench trial. Crime.
Ps4 controller shaped pizza.
Luckily Australia started out as a penal colony so there should be no problem locking this person up.
I’d be excited to try this one
Is that Australia?
World’s biggest mousetrap?
Ever play monopoly ? Yea this just drew a chance card… go directly yo jail do not pass go do not collect $200
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Shudder
Crikey! Feed it to the crocs
They forgot ACT
Nah vegemite pizzas are good, and why wouldnt they be? Its just like vegemite toast, all the components are there, just in a slightly different form.
Straight to jail. Muzzle him. Leave him in restraints. What a horrible atrocity.
This is a heinous offense.
Actual warcrime, punishable by the Hague
You will Roo the day
I bet it tastes like foot.
For reference I am an American and the first time I tried Vegemite, I thought I was going to die.
Looks and sounds gross but definitely seems strayan’
/r/ATBGE
Fkin smash mate
So is that fomunda cheese?
The brig
Ooh that’s a lot of Vegemite..
Vegemite and cheese is the tits this probably tasted awesome if u like vegemite
That vegemite… it’s against the UNP (United Nations of Pizza) charter. I’d even call it… treason.
Edit to add: the description of vegemite (see below) doesn’t begin to capture the utter foulness of the taste. This much vegemite is a crime against the human digestive tract, especially the tongue.
[*Vegemite has a strong flavour. It is salty, slightly bitter, malty, and has an umami flavour similar to beef bouillon (because it is rich in glutamates). It is low FODMAP, vegan, kosher, and halal.[4] It is known for being high in B vitamins.*](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite)
It makes me thirsty just looking at this
The design is cool at least
I’m very curious…
I just threw up a little.
Vegemite is a crime in and of itself.
NANANANA I LOVE VEGEEEEMIITE ITS STRONG AS HELL AND BLACK AS NIGHT
This is evil and it must be destroyed.
NOOOOOOOOO
r/mapporncirclejerk
This is just the equivalent of Tiger toast. No crime.
Ive heard the name before but never bothered lookin up what vegemite is still now.
The description the internet gave me… does not sound like something id want near pizza. Bitter, malty, salty, brothy/meaty? Odd.